This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. Jack Kirby - person
  6. coffee - beverage
  7. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  8. Prince - person
  9. It’s-It - food
  10. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  11. Cher - person
  12. dogs - animal
  13. cats - animal
  14. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  15. Donald Duck - fictional character
  16. Britney Spears - person
  17. Hank Williams - person
  18. forest bathing - activity
  19. peanut butter - food
  20. Spice Girls - music group
  21. backpacking - activity
  22. pickles - food
  23. Kerplunk! by Green Day - music
  24. air - substance
  25. volcanoes - natural feature
  26. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  27. Watchmen - comic book
  28. onions - food
  29. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  30. sandwiches - food
  31. smell - sense
  32. burritos - food
  33. Caddyshack - movie
  34. Big Trouble in Little China - movie
  35. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  36. Bruce Springsteen - person
  37. Harry Styles - person
  38. Bill Murray - person
  39. leather Jackets - clothing
  40. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  41. triangle pizza - food
  42. Friday - idea
  43. British food - food
  44. pie - food
  45. square pizza - food
  46. Star Wars - media franchise
  47. The Twilight Zone - media franchise
  48. Mendocino County - location
  49. Friday - movie
  50. wind - natural feature
  51. newspapers - medium
  52. Brooklyn - location
  53. Klaus Nomi - person
  54. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  55. karaoke - activity
  56. Dungeons & Dragons - game
  57. graffiti - idea
  58. podcasts - medium
  59. marijuana - plant
  60. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  61. ducks - animal
  62. Bill Paxton - person
  63. vinyl records - medium
  64. firefighters - people
  65. BIC lighters - tool
  66. mycology - science
  67. The Matrix - movie
  68. metatextuality - idea
  69. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  70. Golden Girls - TV show
  71. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  72. Frasier - TV show
  73. Shakira - person
  74. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  75. Insane Clown Posse - music group
  76. clowns - people
  77. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  78. bagels - food
  79. pancakes - food
  80. titties - idea
  81. tuna melt - food
  82. ice cream trucks - idea
  83. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  84. puns - idea
  85. toilet humor - idea
  86. Trading Places - movie
  87. y'all - word
  88. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  89. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - movie
  90. Flashdance - movie
  91. The Truman Show - movie
  92. bricks - substance
  93. dilapidated shacks - structures
  94. Shaquille O'Neal - person
  95. Sam Elliott - person
  96. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  97. student loan forgiveness - idea
  98. ranked lists - tool
  99. plants - life forms
  100. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  101. turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich - food
  102. handkerchiefs - accessory
  103. nail clippers - tool
  104. rye bread - food
  105. fireworks - toy
  106. snare drums - instrument
  107. beer and wings - situation
  108. grilled cheese sandwich - food
  109. Bon Jovi - music group
  110. alternative milks - food
  111. movie theater popcorn - food
  112. dippin’ sauce - food
  113. Drumline - movie
  114. oysters - animal
  115. wedding anniversaries - event
  116. glitter - substance
  117. scatting - music
  118. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  119. marriage - institution
  120. expresso with an "X" - idea
  121. saxophone in rock - music
  122. cubed ice - substance
  123. Antoni Gaudi - person
  124. Run the Jewels - music group
  125. Texas - location
  126. Popeye - fictional character
  127. land - substance
  128. Charli XCX - person
  129. Blade - fictional character
  130. teeth - substance
  131. sleep - activity
  132. Dan Aykroyd - person
  133. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  134. goats - animal
  135. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - person
  136. Eddie and the Cruisers - movie
  137. Bob Saget - person
  138. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  139. Carthage - location
  140. Charmander - fictional character
  141. mocha lattes - beverage
  142. Taco Bell - food chain
  143. capybaras - animal
  144. Popeyes chicken - food
  145. wool - material
  146. cochlear implants - tool
  147. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  148. hitting rock bottom - idea
  149. Earplugs - tool
  150. Enter the Dragon - movie
  151. jorts - clothing
  152. “Dancing Queen” - music
  153. Gary Busey - person
  154. jeggings - clothing
  155. Watchmen - TV series
  156. Barack Obama - person
  157. Game of Death - movie
  158. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  159. portmanteau - idea
  160. anime - medium 
  161. 48 hrs - movie
  162. kids in restaurants - situation
  163. skorts - clothing
  164. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  165. Sorry! - game
  166. animal crackers - food
  167. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  168. Wayne's World - media franchise
  169. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  170. “Tulsa Time” - music
  171. sleeping naked - situation
  172. IPA - beverage
  173. sriracha - food
  174. brief - idea
  175. cold brew shandy - beverage
  176. Jersey Shore - location
  177. In-N-Out - restaurant
  178. crows - animal
  179. families - idea
  180. sea - substance
  181. cows - animal
  182. online dating - tool
  183. video games - medium
  184. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  185. mini-trucks - vehicle
  186. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  187. apple juice - food
  188. eggs (chicken) - food
  189. Whoppers (candy) - food
  190. national debt - idea
  191. band t-shirts - clothing
  192. self-promotion - idea
  193. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega - music
  194. Crocs - clothing
  195. David Hasselhoff - person
  196. Spinderella - person
  197. strip clubs that serve food - amusement
  198. Bend, Oregon - location
  199. Harvey Wallbanger - food
  200. audiobook - medium
  201. ants - animal
  202. water parks - amusement
  203. Spaceballs - movie
  204. Fritch's mustache - idea
  205. Ice Cube - person
  206. the internet - tool
  207. Cinderella - music group
  208. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  209. moist - word
  210. Nerf guns - toy
  211. lightning rounds - idea
  212. zipper jeans - clothing
  213. landlines - tool
  214. generation ships - idea
  215. seedless watermelon - food
  216. sardines - animal/food
  217. Triscuits - food
  218. sliced bread - food
  219. hard seltzer- beverage
  220. peanut butter ice cream - food
  221. Top Ramen - food
  222. whale tail - animal appendage
  223. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  224. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  225. chimichangas as a lifestyle choice - idea
  226. chest hair - substance
  227. radio edits - music
  228. Baby Yoda - idea 
  229. belly button lint - substance
  230. Trouble - game
  231. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  232. shell suits- clothing
  233. fast fashion - clothing
  234. commandos - people
  235. no-show socks - clothing
  236. crossbows - weapon
  237. speed limits - law
  238. public humiliation - idea
  239. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  240. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  241. Monopoly - game
  242. Barry Bonds - person
  243. "Friday" by Rebecca Black - song
  244. Garfield - fictional character
  245. Aerosmith - music group
  246. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  247. man-bun - hairstyle
  248. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  249. Cinderella - fictional character
  250. toe shoes - clothing
  251. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  252. Watchmen - movie
  253. blood - substance
  254. PG-13 - idea
  255. Oreos - food
  256. Fanta - beverage
  257. calamari - food
  258. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  259. Plackers flossers - tool
  260. Steve Jobs - person
  261. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  262. sandals with socks - clothing
  263. being possessed - situation
  264. Hulk Hogan - person
  265. The Last Starfighter - movie
  266. Bro-Country - music
  267. Chris Gaines - character
  268. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  269. crushed ice - substance
  270. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  271. uncanny valley effect - idea
  272. Howard the Duck - movie
  273. pigeons - animal
  274. cake sprinkles - food
  275. feeding cats like babies - activity
  276. being a-know-it-all - activity
  277. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  278. rats - animal
  279. capitalism - idea
  280. sports team jerseys - clothing
  281. middle school - institution
  282. plastic straws - tool
  283. Josta - beverage 
  284. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  285. Gambit - fictional character
  286. Surge - beverage
  287. Dong Bongs - game
  288. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  289. Lincoln Logs - toy
  290. food poisoning - situation
  291. carpets - decoration
  292. broken glass - substance
  293. Jenny McCarthy - person
  294. Jon Voight - person
  295. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  296. cops - people
  297. British Royal Family - institution
  298. Steven Seagal - person
  299. McRib - food
  300. Hoarders - TV show
  301. death - idea
  302. war - idea
  303. cigarettes - drug
  304. patriarchy - idea
  305. QAnon - idea
  306. transphobia - idea
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